If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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