Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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