can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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