i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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