if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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