Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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