He is an equal opportunity slut.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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