I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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