Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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