you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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