i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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