Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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