Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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