Dual....:-)
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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