how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Holy sore nipples Batman
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I love you.
Bad choice
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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