Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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