Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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