Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's never too late to be topless.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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