Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
