i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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