We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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