i just google imaged poop.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I didn't notice because vodka
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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