Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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