i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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