at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize