Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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