New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
high people should be assigned attendants
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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