Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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