My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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