Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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