THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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