Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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