The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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