The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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