Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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