I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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