gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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