Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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