her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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