i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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