found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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