so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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