Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
