i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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