1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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