We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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