doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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