Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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