She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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