Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
did i just pee glitter
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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