i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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