I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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