i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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