Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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