Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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