You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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