I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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